An open letter

21 03 2011

Dear Captain Vom,

Although we have grown close over the last few weeks, I feel it is important to remind you that only employees are permitted at my place of business. As such, you should not visit me at work today. This does not mean you may hit me up on the train, or in Martin Place either.

Until we meet again,

Congrats Serena and Honza, it was a great weekend!



9 03 2011

So, I am a big believer in being SunSmart.
We’ve all seen the ads on tv and heard the statistics, honestly who wants saggy old skin anyway.

Those of you who know me well know that I keep sunscreen in my handbag all the time.
Current addiction: Neutrogena Spray 30+
Pros: lightweight, easy to apply, no sunscreen all over your hands.
Cons: if the lid falls off, an entire canister may go off in your handbag, coating you phone, makeup, gym card and general flotsam in sunscreen and propelant. Also you smell like a derro. Also your handbag will start to seep sunscreen and you will end up liberally coated…


Back to regular lotion tomorrow.

Oh dear

9 03 2011

Pretty sure I just flashed the bus when I changed seats… Why oh why do they even have these un-airconditioned busses anyway?

To all the innocent eyes on the 309, sincere apologies!

The *Something* Union

8 03 2011

OMFG walked past a sign that I read as ‘Hookers Union’

Turns out it says ‘Workers Union’

Not even nearly as funny!!